January 14, 2008

• Joke: A Halloween Story (Yeah I know, I'm a few months late)

  A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg
  so he writes to a costume company to  explain his problem. A few days later, he received a parcel with the following note:
  
  Dear Sir,
  Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your  wooden leg, you will be just right
  as a pirate.
  
  Very truly yours,
  Acme Costume Co.
  
  The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of  complaint. A week goes by and
  he receives another parcel and a note, which says:
  
  Dear Sir,
  Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the  part.
  
  Very truly yours,
  Acme Costume Co.
  
  Now the man is really upset since they have gone fro m emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald  head so again he writes the company another nasty letter of  complaint. The next day he gets a small parcel and a note, which reads:
  
  Dear Sir,
  Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses and a bag  of crushed nuts. Pour the molasses over your bald head, pat on  crushed nuts, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.
  
  Very truly yours,
  Acme Costume Co.

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