May 31, 2008
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Update (On my life that my child stole)
Hi! (waving)
Wow, I really never come to this page anymore now that I have a baby I'm always writing about her on my baby blog which means I have no life of my own. She is my life now. It's strange how your life changes so quickly once you have a baby. The hubs and I were just talking about how we really don't remember how our life was before we had her. I'm dead serious. I really don't remember. It's odd.
We are in the process of buying a new home. YAY! Bedroom for Zoe! Backyard for Zoe! Playroom for Zoe! So once we get that going I shall be posting more. We're gonna need to buy furniture and I'm gonna be painting the walls. I cannot wait! I will post photos gallore...for my whores....who eat smores!!! Woohoo! And I can open doors for bores who snore who like Al Gore!
I'm awsome. Don't hate.
Omigod. I'm turning into one of 'them'. I told myself that I wouldn't write about her at all once I started writing this entry but I can't help it. Now I'm writing about how I said I wouldn't write about her! I CANNOT STOPPING! OMIGOD!!! HELP ME!!!
"Hi. My name is Susan and I'm a Zoeholic."
Just look at her face! It's so cute. How can I resist this? Viva la resistance!
Look at her cute lil senior citizen forehead lines!
It says "Talk about me." I am you conceited cuteness! Mommy is!
God I'm so boring now. Want an update on my Venus Fly Traps?!
Wow. I just confirmed it. Boring I is. Can anyone hear the crickets chirping or is it just me?
Oh well! Enjoy the new track by Coldplay. Love this song! Makes me wanna jump up and dance.
Comments (18)
but... she really is cute! how can you resist?
@GeLLiBeLLy - i know! i could just bite her!
unless you're a comedian or a sitcom writer, you're in the wrong profession.
@CreativeMinority - Hahaha...what a nice compliment! Did I make you raff?
I think you're hilarious! I found your petitemandoo site when you wrote about how you were leaving weddingbee
I only wish I was reading weddingbee when you were actively planning. I'm an avid weddingbee reader and can't apply to be a bee until March of 2009.
Love, Love, Love your writing. Seriously, I was telling my fiance how funny you were on your posts about Zoe. She's sooooooooooo adorable! I just get so excited when you put up videos of her and yourself...it gives me something to look forward to. I totally have baby fever!
you always do mon.
Dude I could eat her up myself. SHE"S SOOOOOOOOO CUTE girl!
@Sirintra - psycho! haha just kidding. my goal is to make one adult person laugh a day. zoe don't count. she too short. and she'll laugh at a bag of jelly beans. (whispering: cuckoo). why not till march of 2009?
@JayMonKeee - she is cute right?! it's so funny. i was just asking my bff and her husband if she was or not cause i wasn't sure if i had on mommy goggles!
@PetiteMandoo - I think you have to be 7 months out before your wedding to become a bee right? Well, we're getting married October of 2009, It's a long engagement...gives me time to save money and his stinky butt to finish grad school
I totally forgot to tell you last time....I just downloaded the same coldplay song la vida whatever too before I saw it on your site and was having one of those moments like NO WAY she has the same song...AND this is a big AND I think we're like same person....(okie I'm crazy I know) but I totallly wanted Venus flytraps too! My FI (Adam) and I were at Wholefoods and saw them selling some there...and TOTALLY wanted some. I was a little fuzzy on how I would actually catch flies and feed them though..hmmm.
AND....I've been reading all your 50 some blog sites up and down...can't get enough of your funny butt! Everytime you ask us pathetic blog reading audience if you should start another one...I'm like HELLZ YEAH (raising my hand in the back). You could probably write about Zoe's poo...and I'd still be amused.
I know when the FI is studying it leads me to peculiar hobbies!!!
And I live in Philly
@sweetdmd - if you're interested in becoming a bee then just keep a blog of all your wedding planning, your engagement, all your ideas, etc... and then once you're ready for bee to check it out you'll have something to show her.
oh and on viva la vida, psychic! hello! oh and you don't have to feed the venus fly trap flies for them to live. they live on just water and sunlight.
so are you like begging me to write about zoe's poo? i'm gonna have to get her ok on that. that's private. haha
@sweetdmd - oh and where in philly do u live?
Hahahhahahah....Susan...you're killing me!!! Until my best friend and MOH called like 2 hours ago my eyes were glued to your blog and I was cracking up to myself. I could not stop laughing...I had to share tidbits of your humor with Adam..so as to convince myself I wasn't crazy.
Yeah....I know I gotta get crackin on a wedding related blog...I keep telling myself I need to do it. But when I signed up for xanga like a couple of hours ago so I could comment on your blog...it was so confusing trying to set up the templates. That's why I have "raindrops" looks like that weird Janet Jackson and busta rhymes video they did back in the day. What do you think of blogspot? I'm okay at computer savviness...but I'm definitely not in design...unless it's a crown or a denture!
I live in Center City! I was just at the Ben...and was telling A that OMG she totally got married where I had an appt. at on Friday. SOOOOOOOOOO crazy! But you live in Jersey City right? I'm not from out here I'm from the West Coast (WES Side) phsych! Here's a really dumb question: is Jersey City in New York or Jersey?
OMG, can I just tell you what I was rolling on the floor about in one of your posts. I think you put something to the effect of "Eff yous..." And I think I said it out loud with a double finger situation to myself...and I thought I heard someone outside our 30 story apt. building yelling it back. I was laughing so hard! AND I think it's the funniest thing I've ever heard when I here people out here say "youS." It's like, it's not plural YO. You can't make that plural...but it's totally an east coast thing and I love it. I'm totally going to say that when I go back and just randomly be like "how yous doin' and "eff yous" hahahahaha.
And please ask Zoe if it's okay to talk about her poo. I mean really, you've talked about her possible laryngomalacia...poo can't be too far away right? You even went as far as to record her raspy breathing and let us here it! That was classic! LOVE ZOE!
Here's my email scharoen1@yahoo.com I can see us at some point being really good friends and you having some personal information about me and well as popular as you are I doubt anyone else cares about my personal ramblings about how hilarious I think you are.
Email me anytime...I heart your funny ass!
boring plants boring susan...the photo of Zoe alone makes her more interesting than you because she's so friggin cute, and she didnt even have to do anything, SO CUTE! hewwo zoe cutiewootiepatootie!
ryc: it's two eemo's one above my mom and one right below her
Congrats on your new mini-me; I'm officially envious of your consumed momminess. I want to devoured by my first born!!!
i wouldn't be able to resist either
"Hi! (waving)"? you wacko! you crack me up all the time. dude! i want to hug your baby so tight because she is so darn cute!
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